Taking A Break

I'm taking a break from this blog while I work on another couple of projects.

 

Back in a while.



Who Touch

 He Touched Me performed by Greg Kendrick.

They have laws against that.  The young Greg Kendrick appears to be the one touching himself.  Perhaps he's been watching too much Dr Who, far too closely.

Personal Interrogation

It is an interrogation device in my manbag, and no, I'm not happy to see you.

Gonad Restaurant

Guo Li Zhuang restaurant is the sort of place where you won't be surprised to find a bone in your soup.  The establishment erected it's open sign in 2006, offering all kinds of dishes with animal genitalia as the primary ingredient.  Many Chinese believe animal penises increase male potency and do wonders for women’s skin.  Word about the anatomical wonders served at the restaurant spread quickly, and there are now four franchised locations throughout Beijing and one in Atlanta’s Chinatown.  The name of the restaurant is derived from homophones of the family name of its founder (Guo), the family name of his wife (Li), as well as the nickname of his son (Zhuang) and translates as "the strength inside the pot".

 

The Guo Li Zhuang plates up private parts of a wide variety of species from testicular delights of the dog, the dork of the donkey and the placenta of the deer, to the trouser snake of the snake and the cock of the cock to name but a few.  The dishes include traditional medicinal secrets passed down in the Guo family and are often given poetic names such as The Essence of the Golden Buddha, Phoenix Rising, Jasmine Flowers with 1000 Layers, Look for the Treasure in the Desert Sand, Head crowned with a Jade Bracelet, and Dragon in the Flame of Desire.  In addition to the mouth watering genitals, the restaurant also carries such rare delicacies as stewed deer face, sheep foetus in brown garlic sauce, and peacock claws.

 

 

So if you're in the neighbourhood and looking for a hot meal with a sex pot, don’t' go South for sushi, go down to Guo Li Zhuang restaurant for a mouth watering meal you can blow your own horn about later.  Also, just in case you were wondering, none of the five locations have a head chef called Wang.

 

 

Jane Austen Quote

In Jane Austen’s book Northanger Abbey this rather revealing sentence can be found:

"Such was Catherine Morland at ten. At fifteen appearances were mending; she began to curl her hair and long for balls."

Like a carnival clown?






No, not those sort of balls.

Not that sort either.

Pocket Billiards

I'm still more or less house bound until the stitches come out. So I've been watching buckets of TV. The old series of Dr Who is on Sci-fi channel at the moment. The ones with the Fifth Doctor, Peter Davison and it's reminded me of something I noticed a couple of years ago: Peter Davison can't stop playing with his testicles.

John Pertwee is not impressed.

No matter how hard he fights, his hands can't resist the compulsion.

Look, he's doing it again.

The photographic and video evidence speaks for it's self not just from the Dr Who series but also from All Creatures Great and Small and various candid images.

Peter Davison, undefeated pocket billiards world champion.