Nude Girls Fighting

Let's Get Fight by SOD, a spin off of the group AKB48

 

 

 

The Japanese are far more honest in their approach to what their audience wants to see when it comes to watching music video clips.

 



Beam Me Naked

Interworld by Isidore Haiblum.

It appears as though a young, naked Montgomery Scott ("Scotty"), intended to call Interflora, has inadvertently dialled Inerworld and is now being transported across the universe to his surprise.  He's going to regret not wearing pants when he lands on Hoth.

 

Lin Carters brief review of the author and his novel in the corner conjures a William Shatner voiceover.

 

 

Santas Little Redhead

A special double Christmas edition of the monthly book cover, Book One and Two of The Santa Claus Chronicles by Robert Devereaux.  Santa Steps Out and Santa Claus Conquers The Homophobes.

On the cover of Santa Steps Out, Santa is "stepping out" with a fiery redheaded woman in the embers of her fireplace. It is a well documented fact that Santa (much like Satan) is quite fire resistant. The same can not be said for the smouldering redhead who is already showing signs of burning and may well burst into flames at any moment.



The cover of Santa Claus Conquers The Homophobes depicts yet another naked redheaded woman who has the power of financial defecation.  Not necessarily the greatest power to possess, but probably not the worst, especially in difficult economic times.  Red relieves herself on the belly of a pregnant woman as Santa watches proudly. This may be the same redheaded woman he "stepped out with" in the previous book and imbibed her with his magical spirit of charity and giving. Which would go a long way towards explaining why she can poo gold coins.  Hopefully they are gold coins and not those foil wrapped chocolate ones popular at Christmas time, especially considering their place of manufacture.

Naked Oblivion

Flashes from the Archives of Oblivion by Roy Harper

 

 

On this 1974 album cover, Roy Harper is wearing a pair of football socks in the colours of his favourite football team, Manchester City. He appears to be aroused by what looks like a furniture catalogue or possibly an article on antique clocks... in any case he is happy to see you.

 

The initial printing of this album cover was the cause of a strike among female workers at the EMI factory in Hayes, when shop stewards found the naked picture of Roy Harper in that week's new releases. Because of the strike, a black sticker was applied to cover Harpers fondling of his offending body parts for the promotional release. The sticker was replaced with a permanent black printed spot for the commercial release.

 

Nudiustertian

The latest uncommon word I have encountered is nudiustertian.  No, it's not an Austrian word to describe a nude citizen. It's the proper term to describe the time frame pertaining to the day before yesterday.

 

I think it's an important word because it's the pivotal point in history where memory starts to go fuzzy.  Remembering what happened yesterday is fine but the day before... may as well be the year before yesterday. Alternatively if you drink a lot it's where your last memory starts since you woke up.

 

I couldn't find a picture I liked depicting the day before yesterday, so here's one of some nude Austrians.