Showing posts with label Star Trek. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Star Trek. Show all posts

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Sausage Samba

By Friendly Rich & The Lollipop People, the first single from the 2014 full length release "Bountiful".
 
 
"The regulated sausage
 Is made from
 Gypsy meat
 From the Jean Talon market.
 
 Mortadella meat
 Is dead donkey.

 Mortadella meat
 Is dead donkey.

 
 Pigs are bacon
 Cows are veal
 The tenderloin is lean.
 
 Pigs are bacon
 Cows are veal
…And you’re my Schnitzel Queen.

 Pigs are bacon
 Cows are veal
 The tenderloin is lean.
 
 Pigs are bacon
 Cows are veal
…And you’re my Schnitzel Queen.

 Pigs are bacon
 Cows are veal
 The tenderloin is lean.
 
 Pigs are bacon
 Cows are veal
…And you’re my Schnitzel Queen.
 
 When it’s all said and done
 We all become our father’s father
 Genetic code is cut from genes, why do we even bother?
 
 We all get wrapped so tightly in our very own intestines
 Every man is destined for the same fate in the end.

 It’s a cruel cruel world
 Full of cruel cruel girls and boys.


 It’s a cruel cruel world
 Full of cruel cruel girls and boys.

 
 It’s a cruel cruel world
 Full of cruel cruel girls and boys."


Here's the link out: Friendly Rich.

Friday, August 29, 2014

Beam Me Naked

Interworld by Isidore Haiblum.



It appears as though a young, naked Montgomery Scott ("Scotty"), intended to call Interflora, has inadvertently dialled Inerworld and is now being transported across the universe to his surprise.  He's going to regret not wearing pants when he lands on Hoth.
 
Lin Carters brief review of the author and his novel in the corner conjures a William Shatner voiceover.
 
 

Monday, September 16, 2013

Jolly Statue

That's a suspicious looking statue...



Reminds me of this:


 
Or maybe this:


Jolly well.

Friday, July 05, 2013

Shatner Transformed

The Transformed Man by William Shatner.
 
No this is not Captain Kirk trying to be a robot in disguise to sneak onto the Next Generation series. Released in 1968, this is Shatner's staccato vocal style reciting famous pieces of poetry  juxtaposed with contemporary pop lyrics of the era.
 
 

But true Shatner enthusiasts can never co past the 2004 album entitled Has Been, produced and arranged by Ben Folds including songs composed by Shatner and Folds, in particular its sole cover song, a version of Pulp's "Common People" performed with Joe Jackson.
 
Presented here in a bonus Archie comic format.
 
 
 

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Shatzilla!

I recently received an email from Jeff Burk, the author of a previous months book cover Shatnerquake.  Well he writes to tell me that he has a sequel out. So this months book cover is a preview of a book yet to be released. Shatnerquest.


The outline is thus:
After the apocalypse, three Star Trek fans and their morbidly obese cat embark on a quest to save their beloved idol, the one and only William Shatner, from the hostile world America has become.  Their journey will not be easy, for the wasteland is filled with cannibal cults, Klingon biker gangs, Zombie Borg, and all manner of mutant creatures. Once they arrive at their destination, they discover that William Shatner has been transformed into Shatzilla - a giant 100-story radioactive monster.  Now instead of saving Shatner from this new apocalyptic world, these three fans must save the world from this new apocalyptic Shatner. If only there was another giant monster who could take him down...

If you can't find the Shatnerquest in your local book store you can get it at amazon here.
You can also pay Jeffs blog a visit here.


Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Rock, Paper, Scissors

 
Rock, Paper, Scissors, it's played around the world and in more recent years the game has developed it's own official, professional circuit.

The game dates back to the Chinese Han Dynasty (206 BC – 220 AD) and was called Shoushiling (translates as hand command).  The original game consisted of Snake, Centipede & Frog, where the snake feared the poisonous centipede, the centipede feared the frog, and the frog feared the snake.


When the game reached Japan the hand sign for centipede was misinterpreted as slug or snail.  By the 17th century the hand gestures had changed to Stone, Scissors, Cloth in China (& its neighbour Korea) and to Stone, Scissors, Paper in Japan.  By the early 1920's the game had spread from Japan to Europe where it became widely popular but didn't seem to reach America until the 1930's. Some time through the 20th century the term rock replaced stone.
 
Last year researchers at the University of Tokyo developed a robot that has the capacity to beat any human challenger 100% of the time.  The robot is essentially, a camera-connected mechanical hand, driven by a supercomputer that knows how to cheat so well it is physically incapable of losing at the game.  The robot reads the shape of its human challengers hand faster than the human eye can, then translates that reading into its own pre-emptive response.
 
 
Aside from potentially losing to cheating fembots, the problem with Rock Paper Scissors is that three hand gestures give only 9 possible outcomes and a 33.33% chance of a tie.  A growingly popular variation Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, adds a couple of extra hand gestures to help remedy this.  The rules of engagement are: Scissors cuts paper; Paper covers rock; Rock crushes lizard; Lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes scissors; Scissors decapitates lizard; Lizard eats paper; Paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporises rock; Rock crushes scissors.


The addition of the extra two options gives 25 possible outcome combinations and lowers the chance of a tie to 20%.
 
But when you are trying to make a serious decisions 20% chance of a tie is still far to great.  Again the solution is to add more gestures.  Fortunately someone by the name of David Lovelace has already developed the expanded solution.  Lovelace has devised a 25 gesture game, he seems to have renamed Spock to Alien (presumably to avoid and copyright trouble) and has reverted the Lizard to Snake.


Each gesture beats out twelve gestures, and is beaten by the remaining twelve, resulting in 300 possible outcomes and only a 4% chance of a tie.

But in the age of extreme sports this is just still not enough.  What's needed is extreme rock paper scissors and fortunately Lovelace delivers again. Extreme Rock Paper Scissors consists of 101 gesture many of which are so extreme they require two hands to form.

The game is Rock, Death, Wall, Sun, Camera, Fire, Chainsaw, School, Scissors, Poison, Cage, Axe, Peace, Computer, Castle, Snake, Blood, Porcupine, Vulture, Monkey, King, Queen, Prince, Princess, Police, Woman, Baby, man, Home, Train, Car, Noise, Bicycle, Tree, Turnip, Duck, Wolf, Cat, Bird, Fish, Spider, Cockroach, Brain, Community, Cross, Money, Vampire, Sponge, Church, Butter, Book, Paper, Cloud, Airplane, Moon, Grass, Film, Toilet, Air, Planet, Guitar, Bowl, Cup, Beer, Rain, Water, TV, Rainbow, UFO, Alien, Prayer, Mountain, Satan, Dragon, Diamond, Platinum, Gold, Devil, Fence, Game, Maths, Robot, Heart, Electricity, Lightning, Medusa, Power, Laser, Nuke, Sky, Tank, Helicopter, Dynamite, Tornado, Quicksand, Pit, Chain, Gun, Law, Whip, Sword.

Each gesture beats fifty gestures and is beaten by the remaining fifty gestures. The 101 gestures results in 5,050 outcomes with only a 0.99% chance of a tie! Follow this link here to open an interactive chart showing what beats what or follow this link here for a printable friendly list describing the gestures and their descriptive spoken outcomes such as "Scissors Stabs Brain", "Robot Hurls Rock" and "Rainbow Irritates Satan".  Follow this link here and you can purchase David Lovelaces RPS-101 guidebook describing all gestures and their verbal descriptions.

 

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Shatnerquake



Willian Shatner?

Willian Shatner.

Willian Shatner!

This is the most recurrent picture on an internet image search for Captain Kirk: