Showing posts with label Cats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cats. Show all posts

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Lion-Eating Poet


The Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den is a 92-character tongue-twister poem written in Classical Chinese by Yuen Ren Chao (1892–1982). Because Chinese is a tonal language, it is possible to take a tongue-twister to the extreme in Chinese, where all the words have the same sound but vary only in their tones.

Traditional Chinese:

施氏食獅史
石室詩士施氏,嗜獅,誓食十獅。
氏時時適市視獅。
十時,適十獅適市。
是時,適施氏適市。
氏視是十獅,恃矢勢,使是十獅逝世。
氏拾是十獅屍,適石室。
石室濕,氏使侍拭石室。
石室拭,氏始試食是十獅。
食時,始識是十獅屍,實十石獅屍。
試釋是事。


Pinyin (phonetic translation):

Shī Shì shí shī shǐ
Shíshì shīshì Shī Shì, shì shī, shì shí shí shī.
Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī.
Shí shí, shì shí shī shì shì.
Shì shí, shì Shī Shì shì shì.
Shì shì shì shí shī, shì shǐ shì, shǐ shì shí shī shìshì.
Shì shí shì shí shī shī, shì shíshì.
Shíshì shī, Shì shǐ shì shì shíshì.
Shíshì shì, Shì shǐ shì shí shì shí shī.
Shí shí, shǐ shí shì shí shī shī, shí shí shí shī shī.
Shì shì shì shì.


English Translation:

Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den
In a stone den was a poet called Shi Shi, who was a lion addict, and had resolved to eat ten lions.
He often went to the market to look for lions.
At ten o'clock, ten lions had just arrived at the market.
At that time, Shi had just arrived at the market.
He saw those ten lions, and using his trusty arrows, caused the ten lions to die.
He brought the corpses of the ten lions to the stone den.
The stone den was damp. He asked his servants to wipe it.
After the stone den was wiped, he tried to eat those ten lions.
When he ate, he realized that these ten lions were in fact ten stone lion corpses.
Try to explain this matter.

 

 

Sunday, June 29, 2014

Pretty Pussies

My Big Book of Pretty Pussies.
 

No. It's about cats.  Not what you were thinking of.

Thursday, May 08, 2014

Crazy Cat

Best Coasts 2010 debut LP, Crazy for You.


After a string of 7-inch and cassette-only singles, the band signed to Mexican Summer, who issued the band's debut album. Crazy for You became an unexpected commercial success, some of which may be attributed to the cat.
 
You can find their YouTube channel here.
 
North Korea coast is best coast.
 
 
 

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Elvis Lives in Flash


Another animutation, "Elvis Lives in Flash"... although this is no longer in flash.

 
Recorded in 1968, it's still a catchy tune.
 

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Moves Like Batman

This guy charges right through stupid dork and manages to makes it into awesome entertainer.


The Catwoman makes me want to watch it again...

But no Batman has Bat-moves approaching likes of Adam West. Here's the original Batusi:



Yes long before Pulp Fiction, Adam West caused an international craze on the disco floors. It appears again in a later episode:



Monday, January 30, 2012

Drawing a Cat

Haven't done an art related post for a while so here is an instructional guide for any budding artists.




Sunday, September 25, 2011

It Ain't a Sea

In their song This ain't a Scene, Fall Out Boy is most definately singing:

"This aint a sea its a god damn arse face."

and

"I'm a little man and I'm also evil, also into cats."


Yep, it's a song about a little evil man who likes cats.