Showing posts with label Definition. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Definition. Show all posts

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Krukolibidinous



 Krukolibidinous is the act of staring at someones crotch.  It's an important word to remember, because there are times when no matter how hard you try to keep your eyes up at face level, they just keep being drawn down to a less than appropriate spot.
 
I think they had the right idea in the middle ages with the development of the codpiece.  People are going to stair, so you might as well may a good show of it all.  The codpiece began as a simple piece of fabric to cover the gap in a gentleman leggings. As time wore on it became more elaborately decorated and padded.  Which is a good way to turn something unsightly to something more pleasing.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Pogonotomy

The latest unusual word I have encountered is pogonotomy.


No, it has nothing to do with the anatomy of a pogo-stick.  It is in fact the act of cutting a beard.

Beard levels:


Once your beard hits max level it stops levelling up.

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Nudiustertian

The latest uncommon word I have encountered is nudiustertian.  No, it's not an Austrian word to describe a nude citizen. It's the proper term to describe the time frame pertaining to the day before yesterday.
 
I think it's an important word because it's the pivotal point in history where memory starts to go fuzzy.  Remembering what happened yesterday is fine but the day before... may as well be the year before yesterday. Alternatively if you drink a lot it's where your last memory starts since you woke up.
 
I couldn't find a picture I liked depicting the day before yesterday, so here's one of some nude Austrians.
 
 
 
 

Friday, May 11, 2012

It's Trivialis

Floccinaucinihilipilification. No I didn't just slam my forehead on the keyboard, it's a real word. It's the categorising of something that is useless or trivial. I think I do that a bit. I'll have to make a note of being a floccinaucinihilipilificationist. Despite it's meaning, the pronunciation of floccinaucinihilipilification is no trivial task.

As far as I'm concerned, trivialis is the original, more correct descriptive term, not the term trivial. Like most words, trivia originally derived from the Latin, tri meaning triple and via meaning way, "a place where three ways meet".

The word trivia was used to describe a place where three roads met in Ancient Rome. All of which roads were said to lead to Rome, but that probably had something to do with them being built by Romans, and Rome is where the Romans wanted to go when they finished roaming around.  Later the term trivialis became a derogatory term meaning "appropriate to the street corner".


Eventually trivia began referring to the lower division of the Artes Liberales (liberal arts), basic education, being: grammar, rhetoric, and logic. The higher division of the Liberal Arts was the quadrivia, higher education. The quadrivia (four ways) being: arithmetic, geometry, music, and astronomy. So things not of the higher education (the quadvia) became referred to as trivial.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Easter Fears

Here's some Easter related phobias:

Fear of eggs: Ovaphobia

Fear of chocolate: Xocolataphobia

Fear of holidays: Heortophobia

Fear of rabbits: Leporiphobia



"Run away! Run away!"

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Quatopygia

This year instead of quoting the Urban Dictionary, I'm going to go old school Oxford and post uncommon words I've come across. To start with:
Quatopygia

The enticing, shaking movement of a persons buttocks that occurs while walking. Also an algebraic equation or function of the fourth degree.

Turns out both definitions consolidate better than expected:

See.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Christmas Abyss

From The Urban Dictionary

Christmas Abyss

The conspicuous absence and lack of communication from all your friends who celebrate the Christmas holiday due to family commitments and/or over-consumption of alcohol on Christmas Eve.

"Man, I can't get a hold of anyone today. They must have fallen into the Christmas Abyss."


Friday, November 11, 2011

Textpectation

From The Urban Dictionary

Textpectation

The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.

"I just texted her for a date – but now the textpectation is killing me."

Monday, October 10, 2011

Irish Twins

From The Urban Dictionary
Irish Twins

Siblings born within 12 months of each other.

"They were like rabbits. Now their Irish twins are six and seven."

Friday, September 09, 2011

Guilt Wave

From The Urban Dictionary
Guilt Wave 

The wave given by a driver who just cut in ahead of you in traffic or knowingly did something that is completely wrong on the road.

"I was about to make a turn when this dude comes speeding by almost hitting me. He stopped at the last second and gave me a guilt wave."

 


Friday, August 12, 2011

Chiptease

From The Urban Dictionary
Chiptease

When you buy a bag of chips thinking that it will be full of chips but when you open the bag it's barely full.

"I bought a bag of chips out of the vending machine and there was only 5 chips in the bag, what a Chiptease!"


Saturday, July 09, 2011

Legolamania

In keeping with my earlier posts theme, from The Urban Dictionary.

Legolamania. (legomania)

A severe urge/tendency to engage in actions relating to Lego's.
A person who suffers legolamania is often referred to as a legolamaniac.

Oh, he was such a nice boy, until he started playing with those blasted Lego's. He doesn't do anything else! I think he is suffering with Legolamania.

Thursday, June 09, 2011

Wikidemia

From The Urban Dictionary
Wikidemia

An academic work passed off as scholarly yet researched entirely on Wikipedia.

"An A on my History paper? That's a fine piece of Wikidemia!'

Monday, May 09, 2011

Social Terrorism

From The Urban Dictionary

Social Terrorism

When someone you know comes to visit unexpectedly and inconveniently, often staying for a long time, and you can't tell them to leave without being rude.

"Yesterday, I was just about to go out, and then the doorbell rang. It was Sally, and she invited herself in and stayed for an hour!  It was social terrorism!"

Friday, April 08, 2011

Zombidextrous

From The Urban Dictionary

Zombidextrous

Wherein you are neither one or the other handed, rather you do all things with outstretched stiff arms.

"I handed him a cup of coffee and he tried to pick it up like a fork lift- spilled it all down his pants. He went from being a left handed bloke to zombidextrous."


I thought Bill Murray gave a very believable character interpretation while playing himself in Zombiland.

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Dracula Sneeze

Another Urban Dictionary definition.

Dracula sneeze

Holding your arm up over your face in a position similar to Dracula holding up his cape and then sneezing into your elbow.

"Due to the H1N1 swine flu pandemic the Centre For Disease Control recommends using the Dracula sneeze technique to avoid spreading germs."


I often do something similar when I cough (Dracula cough!) so I get less germs on my hands.

Most people don't realise that Dracula use to moonlight as a chiropractor and only put his cape across his face to protect his professional image.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Guitarthritis

Another word from urbandictionary.com online dictionary.

Guitarthritis

The medical condition causing pain in the wrists after playing Guitar Hero for an extended amount of time.

"Man my wrists hurt from my guitarthritis."


I gave my son Guitar Hero a couple of months ago and I can confirm that excessive play results in not only guitarthritis but also causes its own form of "Tetris Syndrome".

If guitars aren't your thing, you could try Accordion Hero.

Friday, January 07, 2011

Tanorexia

I’ve been looking up words at urbandictionary.com, which is an online dictionary where people vote on the definitions of popular words and phrases.  I’ll try to post a new one I like each month.


A disease like anorexia, no matter how tan a person is they never think they are tan enough.

"Oh my God have you seen Tara Reid lately? She needs to check herself in for treatment of that tanorexia."


What’s with that fake tan orange skin dye?  Do some people think looking like The Thing from Fantastic 4 is sexy?