In the fairy tail Snow White, Prince Charming was a complete deviant. As I recall part of the story, Snow White eats the poison apple and the dwarves consider her dead so they put her in a glass coffin. Some prince rides past on his horse, sees the coffin and decides to kiss the dead body of some woman he's never seen before. Not only does he kiss the corpse of some strange woman, the fact that he discovers the piece of poison apple in her mouth shows that he must have used his tongue. "Prince Charming" is the sort of guy who sneaks into mortuaries and tongue pashes dead bodies.
Well as it turns out, the deeper you did the worse the character of "Prince Charming" becomes. The whole wake the girl up with a kiss is a much later version of the story. The original version has the prince telling his servants to carry the coffin back to his palace and the apple is dislodged when they trip. One can only imagine what disgusting things "Prince Charming" planned to do with some dead woman he found in the forest when he gets the body home in private.
All evidence point towards the fact that "Prince Charming" was a necrophiliac corpse grinder. Those dwarves weren’t so nice either, in the original story they were robbers not miners... Anyway here's Snow White and the Dwarves Rammstien style.
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