Tuesday, October 05, 2010


Mimas is one of Saturns moons and named after one of the titans in Greek mythology. As can be seen by comparative photos, it may also be a Death Star. Having the correct size, shape, mass and features to exactly fit the profile of such a technological terror.

The low gravitational density of Mimas, indicates that it is composed mostly of water ice with only a small amount of rock. Or this may possibly be due to it being a Death Star constructed of light metals and having many rooms inside. Mimas' most distinctive feature is a colossal impact crater 130 km across, named Herschel after the moon's discoverer. Textbooks list Herschel's diameter as almost a third of the moon's own diameter, making him the largest astronomer in history. Most of the other craters on Mimas have been named after characters in Camelot, this is no doubt a hint towards Monty Pythons Quest for the Holy Grail and their popular Spanish Inquisition sketches. Clever satirists they were, the Python writers alluded to the connection between Mimas and who was to become the present day Pope.

Pope, Benedict XVI was previously Prefect of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, the modern terminology for a position called Grand Inquisitor of the Inquisition. It is plainly obvious, to even the casual viewer, of both hierarchical and physical resemblance between Pope Benedict XVI and Emperor Palpatine of the Sith.

In 2010, NASA revealed a temperature map of Mimas revealing that in addition to being a Death Star it is also a cosmological tribute to Pac-Man. The warmest areas on one side of the moon create the shape of Pac-Man and the crater takes on the form of an edible dot. Interestingly Pac-Man is still the largest financially grossing computer game in history.

So there you have it, all evidence points towards Mimas being an interplanetary space station and superweapon, the Pope is in fact the dark lord of the Sith behind it's construction and who drew his funding for the project through the profits of the Pac-Man computer game craze he puppeteered.

Now you can play the game knowing what your money has been funding.

Waka waka waka waka.

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