Spock Shake

Creepy Crazy Relatives

Missed doing a post about Mothers Day the other week, on account of being overseas at the time.  Anyway, I think there should be more days to celebrate family members each year.  I propose Crazy Aunts Day and Creepy Uncles Day.

 

 

Crazy Aunts Day will be a day to give a token card to your mental aunty who's house is so full of hoarded trash that only her fifty seven cats can navigate it.

 

And similarly Creepy Uncles Day is a day to pay a visit to that uncle with the hentai collection who's isn't allowed within 500m of a school.

 

Crazy Aunts Day and Creepy Uncles Day is the best way to go to show your appreciation for those Uncles and Aunts that are completely unappreciable.

 

 

Holy Jurassic Attraction

Bruce has finally had enough of Dicks camp costume and theatrical exclamations.

Wookiee Wisdom

Angel Lust

A post-mortem erection or a death erection is called a priapism, sometimes it's referred to as angel lust. The death stiffy has been noted in the corpses of human males who have been executed, particularly by hanging.

 

Zombie boners have been attributed to pressure on the cerebellum created by the hangmans noose. Injuries to the cerebellum or spinal cord are often associated with priapism in living patients. Death by hanging, whether an execution or a suicide, has been observed to affect the genitals of both men and women and can often include discharge.

 

 

Other causes of death may also result in a woody corpse, including fatal gunshot wounds to the brain, damage to major blood vessels, and violent death by poisoning. A post-mortem hard on is an indicator that death was likely swift and violent, however, it can occur through blood settling in a cadaver that is face down.

 

See you don't have to be Lazarus to get up after death.

 

Mr Dress Up

This months LP cover is Mr Dress Up.

"Mr Dress Up" (I suspect that isn't his real name) has a selection of costumes for you to wear while you play carpentry.  He's happy to tease you how to handle his plumb bob and use the F-clamps.  His demoniacally possessed puppets will be watching intently with their black, soulless eyes as you learn the finer details of deep routing.

 

 

Marias Answer.

Showing her true feelings for Captain Georg von Trapp?

Dildo Island

Dildo Cay by Nelson Hayes.

 

 

Although they form from sand on the surface of a coral reef, a cay (or key) can become a habitable and agriculturally rich island for hundreds of thousands of people.

 

But what's important to know is that Dildo Island is a real place!

 

Dildo Island is an island in the Canadian province of Newfoundland and Labrador. It is the largest of three islands located at the entrance to Dildo Arm in the bottom of Trinity Bay, off the coast of the neighbouring town of Dildo.  The locals even run Dildo Island adventure tours for people open minded enough to experiment.

 

 

In 1995, an archaeological excavation discovered Dorset artefacts dated to between 150AD and 750AD on Dildo Island. It is believed that these people camped on Dildo Island for the purpose of seal hunting or possibly swinging.