Tuesday, May 28, 2013


I recently received an email from Jeff Burk, the author of a previous months book cover Shatnerquake.  Well he writes to tell me that he has a sequel out. So this months book cover is a preview of a book yet to be released. Shatnerquest.

The outline is thus:
After the apocalypse, three Star Trek fans and their morbidly obese cat embark on a quest to save their beloved idol, the one and only William Shatner, from the hostile world America has become.  Their journey will not be easy, for the wasteland is filled with cannibal cults, Klingon biker gangs, Zombie Borg, and all manner of mutant creatures. Once they arrive at their destination, they discover that William Shatner has been transformed into Shatzilla - a giant 100-story radioactive monster.  Now instead of saving Shatner from this new apocalyptic world, these three fans must save the world from this new apocalyptic Shatner. If only there was another giant monster who could take him down...

If you can't find the Shatnerquest in your local book store you can get it at amazon here.
You can also pay Jeffs blog a visit here.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Creepy Crazy Relatives

Missed doing a post about Mothers Day the other week, on account of being overseas at the time.  Anyway, I think there should be more days to celebrate family members each year.  I propose Crazy Aunts Day and Creepy Uncles Day.
Crazy Aunts Day will be a day to give a token card to your mental aunty who's house is so full of hoarded trash that only her fifty seven cats can navigate it.
And similarly Creepy Uncles Day is a day to pay a visit to that uncle with the hentai collection who's isn't allowed within 500m of a school.
Crazy Aunts Day and Creepy Uncles Day is the best way to go to show your appreciation for those Uncles and Aunts that are completely unappreciable.

Friday, May 17, 2013

Holy Jurassic Attraction

Bruce has finally had enough of Dicks camp costume and theatrical exclamations.

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Angel Lust

A post-mortem erection or a death erection is called a priapism, sometimes it's referred to as angel lust. The death stiffy has been noted in the corpses of human males who have been executed, particularly by hanging.
Zombie boners have been attributed to pressure on the cerebellum created by the hangmans noose. Injuries to the cerebellum or spinal cord are often associated with priapism in living patients. Death by hanging, whether an execution or a suicide, has been observed to affect the genitals of both men and women and can often include discharge.
Other causes of death may also result in a woody corpse, including fatal gunshot wounds to the brain, damage to major blood vessels, and violent death by poisoning. A post-mortem hard on is an indicator that death was likely swift and violent, however, it can occur through blood settling in a cadaver that is face down.
See you don't have to be Lazarus to get up after death.

Tuesday, May 07, 2013

Mr Dress Up

This months LP cover is Mr Dress Up.

"Mr Dress Up" (I suspect that isn't his real name) has a selection of costumes for you to wear while you play carpentry.  He's happy to tease you how to handle his plumb bob and use the F-clamps.  His demoniacally possessed puppets will be watching intently with their black, soulless eyes as you learn the finer details of deep routing.

Friday, May 03, 2013