Zoo: "So gentlemen, just to get this straight.. You want to sell me some weird freak killing machine that you say is basically indestructible unless you tip an entire planeload of god-knows-what neurotxins onto it's head? Oh SURE - get the F@#* OUTTA HERE!"
I'm still trying to figure why they'd mention he MOSTLY only eats Prague citizens. Does he check their ID or something? If I was a bog-monster I'd probably be happy with anything that didnt resemble frogs, insects or moss!
I can see the interview at the zoo now....
ReplyDeleteZoo: "So gentlemen, just to get this straight.. You want to sell me some weird freak killing machine that you say is basically indestructible unless you tip an entire planeload of god-knows-what neurotxins onto it's head? Oh SURE - get the F@#* OUTTA HERE!"
I'm still trying to figure why they'd mention he MOSTLY only eats Prague citizens. Does he check their ID or something? If I was a bog-monster I'd probably be happy with anything that didnt resemble frogs, insects or moss!